Let It Flow

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Dear Men (yeah, it’s going to be one of those posts),

The moment…you are privileged enough to feel the sweet sensation of tiny points of fire clawing its way through your lower insides to explode and expel waves of blood beyond your control…well, THEN we’ll discuss rectifying my attitude today.

Until that time… *single blink*

Sincerely,

WEDNESDAY!

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I Have Nothing

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NEWSFLASH: This week has been ridiculous and not because of any period-related issues that weren’t altogether awesome. I swear I have some fun posts to come next week but today, Friday, May 4th… I have nothing.

Aren’t we all, Diana Fox? Aren’t we all…

But thanks to Sexy Typewriter, I had the most views of my blog EVER yesterday so don’t you dare NOT come back on Monday for the goodness. My non-fumed, witty, sparkling, un-bittered goodness.  Can we agree on this? *single blink* Fine…I may still be a little bitter but I’m sure I will have good reason DAMMIT!

May the Fourth Be With You All.