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Have you ever been so caught up in a new, “maybe” relationship that you assign a song as your ringtone for that guy/gal because it reminds you of them and you need to hear it whenever they call or text because their calls are WAY more exciting to receive than anyone else’s?
Have you ever BURNED THAT SONG TO THE DEEP, DARK GROUND once that “maybe” relationship goes belly-up faster than your dead goldfish, Mortimer?
Yeah, me neither. *single blink*