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Yesterday was one of those days I woke up and everyone and their mother upset me. Nothing happened to me! No one said anything to offend me. My family is safe and sound. I’m happily hunting for my employment bliss. All my bills are paid for. I have the ultimate VIP cable package. Two packs of bacon, untouched, in the freezer. LIFE IS F*CKIN’ AMAZING! So why?!?!?!?!!!!
I have no idea. But I took a break from the interwebs to just sit back, reflect and pound back some bacon.
Already feeling better.
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