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I experienced a kiss a few weeks ago that damn near made me pass the f*ck out (to my friends reading this, SORRY for the repeater story but I mean, it was really, really good). It simply confirmed how important it is for the man I’m with to be a good kisser. While others enjoy nitty-gritty, hardcore, finger-bangin’ fun for foreplay – a man who knows how to kiss is what gets my panties Chubby Checkering (this was an unfortunate metaphor that sounds RIDICULOUSLY gross but I meant it to mean “in a twist” *single blink*). Makeouts are tops!
I’ve never kissed a girl, so I’m unsure if I’d even like it. But you know what I have done, kissed a man and that isht is addictive. I’ve had my share of lizard lips and Dana Carveys (guys who dart their tongues in and out in rapid succession and who have no visible lips, respectively). I’m not saying a man’s lips need to be huge and luscious (it doesn’t hurt though), but they have to know how to use them and the best know how to work with mine. Can I get an “amen?!” He must know how to explore the upper and lower lip, keep his saliva and tongue use to a minimum. Oh yeah and face touching. OMG THE FACE TOUCHING!!!! He’s basically a master chef mixing the perfect sauce; he has all the ingredients but always customizes the recipe to make it his own. SWOOOOOOOOOOON!
This led me to think of my 3 favourite kisses (in no particular order):
- Forehead Kiss – NOTHING gets me like the forehead kiss. There is something about a man’s hands on my face bowing my head just enough for him to plant one in the centre of my forehead. It is the most comforting feeling you can receive and I absolutely love it. It sounds like such a simple kiss to perform but I’ve received several that fall flat. They almost felt rehearsed, for lack of a better word. Maybe forehead kissing isn’t their thing but I dropped it into a conversation or it was in my online profile and they decide, “Yeah…yeah I’mma try that because I know she likes it.” Fellas, don’t be whack. Do what you do. But to men who just do it naturally…I salute the HELL out of you. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GIRL.
- Eyes-Wide-Open Kiss – So here’s the thing: I am the worst when it comes to maintaining eye contact with a man I’m interested in (this will be a future post). The next time you’re with someone you actually care about and they are slowly inching toward your face; their eyes switching focus between your eyes and your parted lips…do NOT close your eyes! Just keep looking at them, because they are looking at you. Sometimes you feel the butterfly kisses (eyelashes against your skin) while this happens and that just ups the damn ante. If you’ve never tried kissing the one you like/love/lust with your eyes open, I suggest you try it. Your nerves get turned up to 11.
- *NEW KISS ALERT* The Knuckle Kiss – WHAT?! Let me explain this to you because I feel like a naive little girl. I’ve been kissed on the hand, the palm, the arm. Those have all been well and good. BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED ON THE KNUCKLES?! I wish ‘knuckle’ wasn’t such an unsexy word because it is one of the best feelings I’ve ever had. Ever. Tell your men I sent this request to them and thank me later.
Now tell me (in EXPLICIT deets) what/where your favourite kiss is!!! (and don’t give me your poonani or penis tip – I’m looking for originality, technique and creativity).
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