The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

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Full House is a classic, right?  Well, my brother and I never missed an episode. We particularly enjoyed the character, (Uncle) Jesse Katsopolis. Me, because he was beautiful and filled me with Greek dreams. My brother, ‘cuz he was cool and Ladies Loved U.J. Together, we figured out his mojo. Whilst watching an episode (probably a scene where Jesse was holding back tears during some kinda one-on-one time with Michelle), it clicked! We coined the term: Chewer’s Jaw. Chewer’s Jaw is that distinct line that appears when one clamps down on their back teeth. John Stamos was not the first to possess this, but he’s what made it ‘in fashion’ for me. I’d follow my brother to the Circle K at the top of my street; he’d buy several bags of Big League Chew and begin jaw muscle workouts. I mean, that had to be how John got such a defined jawline, isn’t it? Chewing copious amounts of gum? I don’t know how my bro doesn’t suffer from TMJ right now.

Over the years, the list of celebrity men with Chewer’s Jaw grew. A few of my top desired jaws:

  • Rob Lowe
  • James Marsters
  • Brad Pitt
  • Heath Ledger
  • David Beckham
  • Will Smith
  • and Ryan Phillippe

But my heart…will ALWAYS…belong to STAMOS!

Have Mercy

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