Insane In The Membrane

Please press play: 

Him:

“So why are you single? By choice? Because some loser gave ya the boot? What type of man do you like. Vanilla perhaps??”

*single blink*

This was me absorbing, then attempting to stop the insanity.

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2 responses

    • Right?! For an initial message, you probably shouldn’t harp on reasons why we’re single. That’s basically like me insulting them and thinking it’s charming:

      “Bald, huh? That hair piece is awesome!”

      Stop stating the obvious and just chat like a human. JESUS!

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