*NEWS FLASH* What-The-What?!

Is this for real? I’m assuming everyone receives this but it’s the funniest email to ever get from an online dating site.  Presented without comment:

We just detected that you’re now among the most attractive people on this site.We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver. Did you get a new haircut or something?
Well, it’s working!To celebrate, we’ve adjusted your experience:

You’ll see more attractive people in your match results.

This won’t affect your match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match’s answers. But we’ll recommend more attractive people to you. You’ll also appear more often to other attractive people.

Sign in to see your newly-shuffled matches. Have fun, and don’t let this go to your head.

This is the most hilarious/terrible/confusing email I’ve ever read.  So I haven’t been seeing all profiles I’ve wanted to – just the average and below average ones?  Who is to say what I find attractive?  The next few days will be hella interesting in terms of these “newly-shuffled, more attractive” matches. Stay tuned to my madness, sh!t just got real.

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