Did you miss me? Let’s continue with Single Blink’s countdown to Valentine’s Day – love of an inappropriate nature.
I watch A LOT of Nickelodeon, Family Channel and YTV and I respond well to humour. It’s not my fault that some of these up-and-comers are showing me their potential. I’m not telling them to work out. I’m not telling them to wear these clothes. I’m not telling them to be so young. What I AM telling you is that none of this is actually my fault. *single blink* HERE ARE MY ALMOST HALF-AGE LOVES:
WHY DOES HE HAVE MUSCLES ALREADY? He was so young, like, yesterday. *crying*
Seven-effing-teen! Why you so debonaire for? What can you offer us? Nothing, because you’re still doing your homework.
And the pièce de resistance:
Hide yo’ kids.
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