I’m Down On Bended Knee…

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HEY LADIES…  Please stop wearing heels you cannot walk in to the club.  But also, don’t wear them ever.  *single blink*  Here are a plethora of reasons why:

1. You look like this (please see Exhibit ‘A’ below).
2. Multiply the bullet point above by a plethora.

Exhibit 'A'

Straighten up (literally), stay inside or wear a ballet flat so I can mock you aloud.  The day you can do this repeatedly in stilettos….

Model: Me (@bettykiss) | Photo: Sylvia Pereira (@sylvieonabun) | Makeup: Elle St. Aubyn (@ellestaubyn) | Hair: Sheryl (Head Turners) | Dress: Breeyn McCarney (@breeynmccarney)

…AND live to tell the tale, we can chat.  Until that time, leave it to the professionals.

Hold my hand

SEEN:

Spadina subway station.  Eastbound platform.  A couple walking side by side.  Her left arm extended, fingers outstretched toward her boyfriend’s hand.  He looked at it and put both of his hands in his jacket pocket.  Damn. True romance at every turn.  *single blink*

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