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From a 19 year old suitor on OK Cupid:
“Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear “I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it” and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch’s grape juice.”
I only have one thing to say to this: SOMEONE’S BEEN READING MY DIARY!!! Let’s do this thing! I mean, ahem… *single blink*
