Please press play:
Him:
“So why are you single? By choice? Because some loser gave ya the boot? What type of man do you like. Vanilla perhaps??”
*single blink*
This was me absorbing, then attempting to stop the insanity.
Insane In The Membrane
Single Blink
Sometimes you just have to breathe, blink and carry on.
Sometimes I can’t understand men. Do they really think that questioning why a woman is single is the best way to get her to go out with you?! Geez louise
Right?! For an initial message, you probably shouldn’t harp on reasons why we’re single. That’s basically like me insulting them and thinking it’s charming:
“Bald, huh? That hair piece is awesome!”
Stop stating the obvious and just chat like a human. JESUS!