Please press play, PLEASE:
This is my heart’s new desire. His name is Keith Apicary aka Nathan Barnatt. You must pay special attention to his Twitter bio – for those who do not have Twitter, it states:
“I gotta be careful about shadow boxing, eventually I’ll just defeat the air, then everyone will suffocate.”
Things to note in the video are as follows:
- He likes to make his own rules.
- His dance training is from Samba De Amigo.
- It’s not a fanny pack. It’s for the Sega Nomad.
- His power moves.
- His speech impediment.
- His mom jeans.
- His glasses.
His catchprase is "Segacide."
I want to breed with this man. *single blink* No lie, I want to breed with him.
He’s currently in the midst of a war of words with the WWE’s Dolph Ziggler and you can see his response to the wrestler here. I’m pretty sure they’re going to fight and I will be glued to any screen I have in my life to watch it happen. I know you guys think this is a joke but I have true feelings for this man and I thank Kat for bringing him to my attention.
