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HEY LADIES… Please stop wearing heels you cannot walk in to the club. But also, don’t wear them ever. *single blink* Here are a plethora of reasons why:
- You look like this (please see Exhibit ‘A’ below).
- Multiply the bullet point above by a plethora.
Exhibit 'A'
Straighten up (literally), stay inside or wear a ballet flat so I can mock you aloud. The day you can do this repeatedly in stilettos….
Model: Me (@bettykiss) | Photo: Sylvia Pereira (@sylvieonabun) | Makeup: Elle St. Aubyn (@ellestaubyn) | Hair: Sheryl (Head Turners) | Dress: Breeyn McCarney (@breeynmccarney)
…AND live to tell the tale, we can chat. Until that time, leave it to the professionals.
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What a freakin’ AWESOME picture!!! Gorgeous!
Hahaha – thanks lady. When you have a team of illusionists like I do, they can turn ANYONE into a hot mama.
Queen of all things fashionable, I salute you! You are a heel-jumping pro!
I barely made it out alive.